No-More-Calls

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Real Estate as we have known it is about to change. Realtors in B.C. will now have a real excuse for why they haven’t returned your call. It will be against the law to talk to you except if we have a bluetooth device that allows for hands free talking.

Just for Laughs

The good part is that everyone will be able to make more fun of Realtors as they begin to use these wonderful bits of tech. Watch for up-market Realtors change their names to Quasimodo as they discover the perpetual ring in their ears. You’ll recognize the long term effect as you discover Realtors assuming a new Canadianism exhibited in their speech pattern as – “eh! What’d you say”?

Certain is that the lady Realtors, those bastions of avant guarde fashionista-ism, will fret should they be unable to find a device that matches their purse and shoes. To be clear, some men will also not take it kindly were you to suggest that their ‘Jawbone‘ seems misplaced. The Realtor dandys may, like the ladies, fret endlessly if their device is out of sync – with their tie. Be aware that you may also find the Wrath of Khan will befall you should you suggest that B.C’s required bluetooth device for hands free driving reminds you of someone you saw in that movie.

Exciting as this change in B.C.’s cell phone laws may be, it all seems a quibble until you encounter a rider yattering on his phone sans tech device, as he navigates his bicycle on a sidewalk crowded with pedestrians.

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