Always on the lookout for drama, witnessed in the last couple of days was a news media frenzy of stories about the Vancouver Real Estate market’s turn to the dark side.
Don’t ask me why but all this news got me twisted and I starting thinking about Christmas.
The bad news told me that my income will probably suffer. That means that being a conservative belt tightener the Green Peace guy currently knocking on my door is now summarily out of luck.
However, I am ever the optimist and so I understand that opportunity abounds even in dark times. As such it seems appropriate to take advantage and follow a different strategy.
It occurred to me that there are only 171 days left on the calendar till Christmas 2012. Time enough I thought to create a new Christmas card I could sell and augment the budget should all the bad news prove true.
Twisted Card Launch
Seizing the moment it didn’t seem to early to devise a new Christmas card to reflect according to the prevailing news, the new Vancouver real estate paradigm. So it is then, that I am officially launching the new Twisted Christmas Real Estate card (see sample below).
Inside panels will have all your favorite and endearing warnings some of which include:
- I told YOU so!
- Crash and Burn
- And You Thought It Would Go On Forever
- Vancouver Really is Different
- It Couldn’t Happen Here
- The Chinese Have Left the Building
- Bought at The Peak eh!
- If Only I Had Listened
- You mean Carney’s Warnings Were Real?
Order Now In Time For Christmas
At $39.99 plus HST you will get 100 cards neatly wrapped in the cover sheet of a 40 year Mortgage document. Order by mail and guarantee your order will arrive in time by putting a stamp on the envelope and include the cash only payment.
We Make it Easy
There is no need to send a return address as your package will be forwarded to the most current address noted on Santa’s 2012 naughty and nice list.