Ok you, I have practiced on the comment blackboard.

If ever I misspell your name again just slap me

1 short leg – does that mean you have a titled view. Can’t be all bad.

Things no one really wants to know about Kelley:

1. No one spells my name right. Both my first and last name have 2 E’s, but my middle name, ironically pronounced “lee” is actually spelt “Leigh.” I can’t win.

2. And speaking of names, I was supposed to have been “Daniel.” Surprise, Mom and Dad.

3. And speaking of parents, my Dad gave me a gigantic cranium, one leg that is shorter than the other, and an astigmatism. Thanks Dad.

4. However, Dad taught me to build cabinets. I’ve destroyed and rebuilt a kitchen from scratch, from floors, to cabinets, to countertops, to electric, plumbing, and everything inbetween.

5. I am a connoisseur of comfy pants. I own more comfy pants than pants that can be worn in public.

6. I don’t answer surveys. Or memes. Mostly.

Happy?

I don’t know whether to love or hate you for hitting me with yet another annoying Meme:

Here’s the thing, I don’t think you want to know anything else about me – so let me pick 6 very random things that you probably would rather not know:

1. If I see a cockroach I will scream bloody murder (lots of Palmetto Bugs in Miami…..happens often)

2. I hate when people don’t look me in the eye

3. I LOVE bald heads in men (trying to convince Rick to shave his for years now)

4. You can make me do almost anything with chocolate (good chocolate, that is)

5. I would have loved to be a professional dancer (no poles involved)

6. My intution is way too developed for my taste

How’s that?

Tell the world six little pecadillos you haven’t told anybody before.

You know those silly little secrets. :>)

I don’t mind the legless variety of snakes, but the human variety is another story.

Note to self: No humming around Yatters.

Thanks for being such a good sport, Larry.